Snowmance

Holy fuck this one from Ion was painful. Snowman comes to life as the man of this girl's dreams, the platonic friend who obviously loves turns into a whiney bitch for an hour and a half. I had to fast forward at spots because there were about 74 speeches about how love is about friendship and not excitement, yada yada yada. I would have just shut it off but I wanted to see how they reconciled the existence of the living snowman, which they never did. The one good scene is when the livings snowman builds an actual snowman whom he refers to as "Doug," then freaks out when he jealous friend knocks it over, calling him a murderer. One mild chuckle doesn't give me that 80 minutes of life back. Christmas is barely mentioned. MSG Middle Finger.